Buzz, your girlfriend woof!

Ok, so its Christmas, thank God! now we can move on. Christmas sucks and so does the holiday spirit. Around this time of the year I make scrooge look like a fucking member of the Radio City Rockettes. 

So besides christmas sucking(except for Home Alone and food of course), know what doesn't suck? auto tuning and Britney Spears! embracing modern culture has never felt so good! Her newish album Circus is real good. I'll probably crash my car soon due to my excessive interpretive dancing which obviously doesn't involve holding the steering wheel. If you haven't somehow heard some of the tracks, you should check your pulse and then check them out.  Godspeed

 

Dear Santa,

For Christmas this year I only want one thing, a miniature pony. My room mate is leaving for Chile and a Pony would do real well in her room. I'll even buy the hay and vegetables, maybe even a rhinestone encrusted heart brush to make him/her look glamourous. Here is a reference picture so you get the right one. The one on the left is perfect.

Love,

Smooties

la cocaina no es buena para su salud.

I'm pretty fucking excited( as though theres levels of being fucking excited, apparently I'm at one of the lower ones...) for new years eve this year because I'm planning on seeing Crystal Castles at Williamsburg Music Hall. I haven't bought tickets yet, so the 2 am show better not sell out or I'll gut-a-bitch( metaphorically or literally? maybe both.) If not I can always spend the night (like last year)  running  from the cops and ripping my pants on a fence woo. Heres a video of cc playing crimewave live cus' I feel every post needs a visual.  godspeed