Monday, February 15, 2010

where'd you get this place from? the hell hole store?

Check out this song by the band The Wooden Sky, originally known as Friday Mornings Regret called "This bird has flown." The song makes me want to cry over spilled milk and eat a bloody steak at the same time! its live cus youtubes doesnt have an o.g version.

and then check out this song by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists called "Counting Down The Hours."
The lyrical pattern is basically the same for both songs and is probably the best fucking sounding pattern ever (that opinion will most likely falsify itself soon)

In conclusion the pattern is amazing and this post is sloppy


Thursday, February 11, 2010

I'm back like a chiropractor

alright..well I thought smooties was beat but I'm gonna start writing again, consider this a throwback now made with real sugar. I'll start us off with an album I've been loving on recently as opposed to say something that sucks like how I've been feeling! (not my link)

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

uh... that bitch is closed

Lawnguyland is spooging more lame by the hour and smooties is getting worse every post. I can't wait to get back to Baltimore and not feel like I'm going to explode. 

Good news though.....Pixies are going on tour this fall, playing Doolittle in full!!!  AWESOME 

Thursday, July 9, 2009

thanks arthur!

This clip is completely satisfying<3

Tuesday, July 7, 2009


 The  demo/ep "land-seal" by the punk(sorta) band Thousandaries is the bee's knees. The band is a N.Y combo platter of awesome, consisting of members from Bridge and Tunnel, Halo Fauna and Get Bent.  I think its been out for a few months but you should give it a listen now if you haven't yet. You can download it free at    .While your at it you should dl the Get Bent Demo as well because everyone loves a plump hard drive!


Friday, July 3, 2009

This Town Needs Guns

I just came across the album "animals" by the band This Town Needs Guns and I'm loving on it harder than an american winning Ninja Warrior. The guitar work is boss and the one track sounds like minus the bear fucking circa survive while neutral milk hotel watches....if your into to that, you should check the album out...duh ( one day when I'm not a lazyasshole I'll figure out how to upload a full album to the internets for you. Might be a while)

Could Be Dickles?

Another poem that may be done or may just be pukecity.... "The Preacher Man" checkit

Enshrined circuit breakers Homogenize skylines

Marrying the sun to the forlorn sea

Unsettling the ground, Giving skin to the wind

 Bloodless Water drains tap thunderously at the brick

 as Plaid fucks wood to the wall

 the preacher mans downtown 2 for 1 ovariectomy with sheep’s blood celebration cake

comes with a complementary coupon book

 Metal eyeliner, pillow teeth, and an early morning human thigh biscuit at the local quickfastnowconvenientdeal make for a better occasion than an orgasm while looking at yourself.

 Typhoon headed baristas deal low carb independence in foam green rattles,

while Hallucinating from pockets filled with mobile fuzz


Riding beached whales

and making love to pictures of apples in trees



light speed 




 Recapping the recap before the days end.