uh... that bitch is closed

Lawnguyland is spooging more lame by the hour and smooties is getting worse every post. I can't wait to get back to Baltimore and not feel like I'm going to explode. 

Good news though.....Pixies are going on tour this fall, playing Doolittle in full!!!  AWESOME 

thanks arthur!

This clip is completely satisfying<3

Thousandaires

 The  demo/ep "land-seal" by the punk(sorta) band Thousandaries is the bee's knees. The band is a N.Y combo platter of awesome, consisting of members from Bridge and Tunnel, Halo Fauna and Get Bent.  I think its been out for a few months but you should give it a listen now if you haven't yet. You can download it free at  http://www.ifyoumakeit.com/album/thousandaires/land-seal-demo/    .While your at it you should dl the Get Bent Demo as well because everyone loves a plump hard drive! 

http://www.ifyoumakeit.com/album/get-bent/demo/

  .....Godspeed

This Town Needs Guns

I just came across the album "animals" by the band This Town Needs Guns and I'm loving on it harder than an american winning Ninja Warrior. The guitar work is boss and the one track sounds like minus the bear fucking circa survive while neutral milk hotel watches....if your into to that, you should check the album out...duh ( one day when I'm not a lazyasshole I'll figure out how to upload a full album to the internets for you. Might be a while)

Could Be Dickles?

Another poem that may be done or may just be pukecity.... "The Preacher Man" checkit

Enshrined circuit breakers Homogenize skylines

Marrying the sun to the forlorn sea

Unsettling the ground, Giving skin to the wind

 Bloodless Water drains tap thunderously at the brick

 as Plaid fucks wood to the wall

 the preacher mans downtown 2 for 1 ovariectomy with sheep’s blood celebration cake

comes with a complementary coupon book

 Metal eyeliner, pillow teeth, and an early morning human thigh biscuit at the local quickfastnowconvenientdeal make for a better occasion than an orgasm while looking at yourself.

 Typhoon headed baristas deal low carb independence in foam green rattles,

while Hallucinating from pockets filled with mobile fuzz

.

Riding beached whales

and making love to pictures of apples in trees

 

at

light speed 

 

to

Nowhere.

 Recapping the recap before the days end.